I am not joking, I cannot stop laughing right now
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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oh my gOD HE’S WEARING THE OUTFIT??????
HOW DID I MISS THAT?!
((HE WAS HER DREAM BOY ALL ALONG
YES))
THIS MOVIE
I missed that the first time and about kicked myself.
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If you ever think someone is giving you a fake number, read it back to them differently. If they correct you, it’s legit.
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
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This is it boys, this is war…
Appropriate self-reblog for Mother’s Day
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