January 2012
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
December 2011
bipch:
juunshi:
bipch:
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
i like to think it was an accident
a caveman slipped on a rock and.. well you can guess the rest i suppose
but why would you keep it in your mouth
like think about what the receiver must be thinking
“oh that thing he puts in vaginas is in my mouth
maybe i...
*I've honestly never seen this movie but there was a clip from it on The Daily Show and I laughed*
Man: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Man: No, I mean a large.
Woman: He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Barista: Venti is large.
Man: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large. Grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Dear Santa, How much for the list with all the... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
amandaseyfriedchicken:
if I gather all the statuses posted by girls on Facebook I could make a Taylor Swift song
How to sound more sophisticated by changing one... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
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teenmale:
SARCASM DOES NOT TRANSLATE WELL OVER THE INTERNET.
Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN
yeahnofuckthat:
yeahnofuckthat:
man I thought I was so clever when I did this
When people say "think fast"
